what do u use to clean a tuba?
ans: a tuba toothpaste

what do u call a piano thatdrops on an army base?
ans: an A major

what do u call a piano that dropped on a mine field??
ans: an A minor

there was 3 person who walks into a bar, and they were C, Eflat and G... but the bar tender said: "GET OUT OF THE BAR! we do not accept MINORSs"

hahaha!! it's nuts lah.. funny.. there's this kid whom i'm watching on the TV... he was a piano prodigy damn pro... he's only like what? 7 or 8 yrs old.. and the above jokes were said by him... i was laughing my head off... though some were really hard to catch. but he's really pro.. he played the mozart 12 variations... man!!!!!